Friday, September 18, 2009

Whatever You Do, Don't Screw Up

It must be natural to worry about having kids.

I don't really worry about having the baby around; I think that part will be fun. It's more the worry of, "don't screw things up, idiot".

Things I don't want to somehow make my child become/do:

1) lazy
2) a picky eater
3) not like animals
4) stay at home all day and not see friends
5) be a whiney, spazzy jerk
6) hate school/learning
7) not enjoy the outdoors

If any of these things happen I'll have no choice to blame society and not myself.

1 comment:

  1. here you go: http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com

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