Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Little Mac

Jesus hell I want this game, like yesterday.

Punch Out was probably the best video game of all time. Well, maybe not the best...but I loved it. And I will love it again. And I will get in trouble for playing video games too much. And I will grow my beard long and spill chips on my chest and bring empty bottles to the living room so I don't have to get up to go pee.

I will develop an unhealthy love of Mountain Dew and Doritos. My body will fall apart. I will have a blanket of fat around me. I will no longer be vegan. I will supplement my Doritos diet with Pepperoni Pizza.

And then...when I finally beat the game. I'll look at myself in the mirror and cry.

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