Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Conversation With Danzig

It wasn't Danzig, and I didn't actually talk to the guy. But if I did, it would have gone something like this:

Me: Whoa! Are you Danzig
Dude: Nope.
Me: Why are your pants so tight?
Dude: Check out my Ramones shirt. Can't wear a Ramones shirt without tight pants.
Me: Are you sure you're not Danzig?
Dude: Yes.
Me: Why are you wearing all black? Are you crying on the inside?
Dude: Hold me.

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