Thursday, April 30, 2009


You know what I'm fucking sick of? People opposing gay marriage.

Miss California is marching her fucked up face all the way to Washington to raise the issue. Who in their right mind is going to listen to that useless turd of the pageant world? Do runner-ups get time in front of Senators? How the fuck does that happen? What is wrong with that system? What is fucking wrong with everyone?

I swear to god, if this planet takes any more steps backward we're all twice as fucked tomorrow as we were yesterday. (Something's going to blow up because idiots are everywhere).

She says "marriage is dear to her heart". I've got a feeling it's pretty fucking dear to gay married couples too.

Stupid people saying stupid things make me stupid angry.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Assholes, Assholes Everywhere

Here's a thought:

If your persona, the thing that some people like about you, and all you're good at is making fun of people, maybe you're an asshole. Maybe there are a lot more people who don't like you than do.

If you can't deal with rejection, if you can't take criticism, if you can't go a day without worrying about your "image", then get off your pedestal and man the fuck up.

Just a thought.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Barfing Up The Internet

Now I don't like to cast stones, but, jesus hell, someone please bludgeon the producers of this show.

...and then go buy a drill. I have a little experiment to try out.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Weekends Are Made for Partying

Good weekend. Fought Freedom. Saw Disposable Art. Wanted to ride said art. Got rained on. Mike Wong (The Emperor of Japan) turned a spritely 40. His new bike is fantastic. Bell never showed. Hung with Sloraxe. Was owned in baseball, mariokart, and Golf. Video games are not my forté.

Jogged for the first or second time this season. Nice and easy. Dog kept me company and slowed me down. Legs are blindingly white. And SEXY.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Conversation With Danzig

It wasn't Danzig, and I didn't actually talk to the guy. But if I did, it would have gone something like this:

Me: Whoa! Are you Danzig
Dude: Nope.
Me: Why are your pants so tight?
Dude: Check out my Ramones shirt. Can't wear a Ramones shirt without tight pants.
Me: Are you sure you're not Danzig?
Dude: Yes.
Me: Why are you wearing all black? Are you crying on the inside?
Dude: Hold me.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Peace Out, World. We're All Going To Die

Mexican kids dying from Swine Flu. Bird Flu not subsiding. Crazy diseases in your meat.

Sounds like a good day to go vegetarian to me. No idea what caused the mutation, but certain that crowded living conditions for pigs don't help contain the spreading of it.

Enough soap box.

Been playing with Sumopaint a bunch. Makes me not want to use Sumopaint anymore. Functionally not as solid as Photoshop/Illustrator etc. Which makes me want newer versions of them. And a computer that isn't slow as shit right now. Seriously, if anyone wants to donate a working computer to me, feel free. Just something small, like a new iMac (21" or bigger) or something.

Video Friday: You Creey Friggin Clowns!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


So I said I was going to take up skateboarding again this year...maybe not.

So I said I was going to live past this summer...maybe not.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


I think this contest is making me crazy. Can't stop thinking about it. Want to win. Want A Nissan Cube. If I don't win, I hope Nissan subsidizes the cost of my psychiatrist (and all the meds I'll be on).

Drove up the DVP for a meeting today. During rush hour. Got to Lawrence when the call came in that the meeting was cancelled. SO I got to drive DOWN the DVP too. Lucky day for me. Not for the 5 cars that were in accidents that I drove by.

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Votes Are In

And I need inspiration. This is where you come in.
What should my next "Canvas" be to win the Cube? I figure if they're going to promote this through social media, I will promote myself through social media too.

Email me thoughts.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Tetris Furniture

From: WalYou (or whatever the hell it was called)

I Want To Win A Nissan Cube....and some cake.

It's official. I'm in. Go HERE to vote for me. Someone said the car looked girly, but I think it's rad. Love the asymmetrical window at the back. And the grill looks better than my face. And your face. Your face is ugly. But vote for me.

Testament to absentmindedness: burning self on hot iron this morning. Now watching arm get blotchy and what looks like blistery. I'm an ass. An ass with a very well ironed shirt though.

Week two of bikini bod mission over, not as successful as week one. Beer interrupted. No chips though. Banana hammocks still on hold.

Last night were two amazing shows - both of which I missed. Groceries + dogs + exhaustion = lame-o. Sorry dudes. Mission: see Metz. Second mission: sneak on a flight out East to go watch them play w/new Eric's Trip band.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I'm In

Right - so I'm one of the 500 that gets to "paint a canvas" (read: do some shit on the computer)and then make everyone vote for me. Cool. I'm not going to win, but I'm going to do something. God knows what. I'm stumped. Well...not stumped, there are ideas,'m so excited...I'm so scared.

Jesse Spanno, never get out of my head.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Wolf Pig Wolf Pig Wolf PIG!

The Ascension

Crawled, and escaped in one piece, a series of douchebars on Saturday. Good night. Strange night. Fun night. Moderately hungover Sunday morning...and afternoon...and evening.

Tofurkey in Cambridge is delicious. Driving down the 401, less so. I wish there were leftovers.

This week will taunt me. Blue skies, sun, and warm weather. I will surely spend several long glances with the view from my office window cursing the day I decided to get into advertising rather than bike messenger-ing.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009



Drove a hybrid to soccer last night - oddly changed my mindset behind the wheel. Need for speed? No. Need for energy consumption. British soccer players make me hate England; they make referees hate England too. Embarrassing. Grown men whining and crying in a rec league. Get a hobby you limey gits.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Nesting Dolls

Oh, hello.


Dogs don't like joggers. Best not to be standing on ice when you find this out. The joys of work: meetings to talk about the work you should be doing. And then regrouping on that meeting. Seems like more time in meetings than working, but very well versed in work-speak and ad lingo.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Ha Ha, Good one Mother Nature

No bike ride to work today. Late for gym, not that there's an appointment, just a schedule I wanted to follow. It didn't include getting dizzy and almost throwing up, but whatever. New workout's intense. Almost as intense as my laziness from the past few weeks.

Was thinking if ever I do win this Cube, will provide good means to go camping. Gotta book some spots for the summer, but should have done it oh, three weeks ago.

Doing sit ups behind closed doors for the rest of the afternoon. Bikini body, here I come.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

New Blog

New blog. Figure why not. Gives folks a chance to see what I'm up to.

Trying to win a Cube from Nissan. Google it. They're giving 50 away. I am worthy. Dottie trying to eat everything. One sick dog for a day. Sicker poos. Unpleasant. House no longer smells like curry. Amy's parents stole her from Bombay.